By: Mahfoudh Mohamed
Successful rapper DeAndre Cortez aka Soulja Boy has been rumored to want to buy Lloyd Memorial High School and turn it into a state of the art future Rappers Academy. With Lloyd’s diverse population, the king of “Crank Dat” is hoping to have both an Eminem and a Waka Flocka Flame in the mix.
The Lloyd Future Rappers Academy would offer classes including one to learn that Crank Dat Soulja Boy dance, how to dress like Soulja Boy, and how to spit the hot fire like Soulja Boy. When asked if he’ll keep the current teaching staff, he said he only wants Ms. Davis to stay aboard because he heard her rap about the Mole, and he thought it was more explosive than a chemical reaction. “She really knows how to spit some fire,” Soulja Boy said.
Other teachers will include rising rapper Lil Poopie who is just a 10 year old phenomenal rapper, Chief Keep from Chicago, and J- Money Jelly from Turkey Burgers.
As far as athletics go, the basketball team will be required to sag their game shorts to their knees, and the football team will be equipped with mandatory brass knuckles. The mascot will be changed to The Souljaz. The band is going to transform into one man with turn tables. Great future for Lloyd.
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