On a record breaking day, March 11, 2015, a legend was born. On this morning, Mr. Haynes and his wife welcomed their beautiful son Jackson Haynes. What most of us don’t know is that Jackson was born with a unique quality and a special gift. Jackson was born with the ultimate gift of facial hair. Jackson was born with a 5 o’clock shadow. Haynes’ child is now currently 16 days old and is said to have a beard that resembles the beard of Chuck Norris. Haynes’ baby doesn’t shave his beard, he dares it to grow.
Doctors say that Jackson’s unusual amount of facial hair is due to too much exposure towards the term “‘Merica”. Doctors say there have been studies done where when children’s parents are too “American” or patriotic while they are in the womb, they tend to mature to the ripe age of 35 but still have the appearance of a newborn. Haynes now has competition for best beard in the family.
If you look this up and coming Guinness Book of World Records, you’ll be able to find Mr. Haynes baby under “Youngest child to have ever been able to grow facial hair”. Jackson is the definition of an American baby. It’s been told that Haynes first reaction to seeing Jackson was, “Hey, alright!” The Haynes family perfectly depicts the image of a true ‘Merican family.
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