Missing

By Emily Phillips

Name: Noble
Description: 5 years old; approximately the cutest, most adorable cat ever; likes turkey.
Award: $2,000

This was the only information I could gather from Ms. Ludwig as she blubbered into her arm. It has been almost a week since her feline friend has gone missing, and Ludwig fears the worst. She is willing to pay almost any price to be reunited with her adoring cat.

Ms. Ludwig was preparing to leave for work when she realized Noble was acting strange. So, like any good mother, she put a sweater on him. She patted her beloved cat on the head and wished him farewell.

However, upon opening the door Noble ran out between her feet. Ms. Ludwig was stunned, as all she could do was watch him scurry off into the distance.

“I am completely devastated,” croaked Ludwig, before breaking down into a fit of hysteria.

Noble has been reportedly seen still wearing his sweater near the McDonald’s on Dixie Highway. Ms. Ludwig advises all students to be on the lookout for her most cherished friend. She also suggests using turkey to lure him in.

This catastrophe may likely drive poor Ms. Ludwig to “quitting her job” and “roaming the streets of Newport.” The loss will remain dominant within her heart unless her darling Noble is found. Again, keep watch for a cat wearing a sweater. Save a life.