By: Andrew Stookey
Are you sick of the dirty, loud cafeteria? Are you finally getting annoyed by the freshmen acting immature and clapping every time something happens, such as someone dropping their tray or a three second fight? Need a new, hip place to hang out with your friends during lunch? Well, I have good news for you!
The student lounge was created last year by students themselves, including yours truly. It features many exciting resources, and is sure to make your lunch period better! All it takes is a special requirement, such as being a fall athlete or being on the honor roll.
Are you a fan of sports? Because if you are, then the student lounge is for you! Ping pong tables and a foosball table for your entertainment! Want to just sit around like the lazy bum you are? There are couches and chairs, and for the true homeless experience of all, there are benches!
According to the students, the lounge is fabulous.
“It’s never crowded, and definitely fun. It’s a nice break from all the kids in the cafeteria,” says junior Jakob Turner.
Finally, the most important thing of all…… Are you ready? Microwaves! Yup, two of them. You can now cook Ramen at school and chill in an environment made for people of your higher status.
This is the student lounge, and remember, what happens in the lounge, stays in the lounge. Welcome home.
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