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Thursday, October 23, 2014

IHOP Gives Gift of the Centuries

By: Alex Mahoney

Have you ever heard the age old question, pancakes or waffles? While others bicker over which is better, let’s all just agree that those who chose the buttermilk pancakes from the great land of IHOP are the greatest amongst all choices.

While some people would argue with me and say that the worst possible thing is pancakes, let alone ones from IHOP, we can all agree that they have no idea what they’re talking about.

Waffles have crevices in them that inverts inward for what? To hold the butter or syrup some people may like to use on them, it is completely and utterly disgusting. The pancakes have the fluff and fullness that a breakfast or to some a dinner food may have.

Waffles are just lies that you can easily poke holes through them and their stories, nothing about them is enjoyable, you get a crunch that can disgust you thoroughly if you’re looking for a fluffy, bite of a cloud. The pancakes have always been the right choice, nothing has ever been able to compete.

So let me ask you, would you rather take a bite from a stale cracker, or a bite from a heavenly cloud?

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