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Monday, May 11, 2015

Volpenhein Pronounces His Love for Mr. Ryan

By: Mahfoudh Mohamed

Ever see Mr. Volpenhein and Mr. Ryan taking a stroll in the hallways? Or talking in between classes? Or lifting weights before school? If you have, you’re not alone, the whole school is aware.

According to a source, Volpenhein admitted his love for Mr. Ryan. The real question is, what kind of love? Volpenhein, a single bachelor, claims it’s just “Bro Love.” At what point does bro love go to the extreme, and cross into romanticism? We turn to the Professor of Love, Amadou Yero to answer this question.

According to Professor Yero, Bromance turns into romance when they spend more 7 hours a day together. I have been informed by sources that Volpenhein spent Valentine’s Day with Mr. Ryan and that is when he pronounced his love for him.

Mr. Volpenhein, a man that owns many cats even named one of his cats Mr. R, for Mr. Ryan. So if you ask me, this extreme bromance has went overboard and turned into romance.
At this point it’s all speculation folks, but it’s up to you to decide.

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