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Thursday, November 13, 2014

Erika Ludwig Rap

Written By: Turkey Burgers Rap Productions
Produced By: J&B Subpar Records

Cincinnati born and raised,
Teaching English is how she spends her days.
Loves diet Dr. Pepper and chewy candy,
Enjoys having her classroom right next to Sandi.
Takes this year’s AP Group to Frisch’s,
Treated last year’s group like dirty dishes.
St. Ursula is where she went to school,
Don’t do your homework and she turns into a bull.
Use the internet and she kicks you outta class,
For a teacher she is full of sass.
She is like 7 feet tall,
She can commonly be seen shopping at the mall.
Two words that describe her are evil and mean,
Her favorite color is lime green.
Some have called her a cat lady,
Amount of summer homework she gives is straight shady.
Attended Fairfield College in Connecticut,
While in college her favorite food was Halibut.
Taught at Lloyd for about 4 years,
Seeing kids graduate brings her to tears.

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